Hand-Pulled Noodle Update: And the Chow Goes On!

Will we ever see an end to the hand-pulled noodle contretemps?

This case has seen some of my favorite lawyers leave (Alan, Lyle), new ones brought in (Curt), yet the Chow goes on.

After next to no activity since March, the parties now want to stretch the noodle even further, asking Judge Hoeveler to continue the pre-trial conference to January 2012!

In the words of the immortal Carol Leifer, whose very funny, very hamisher short-lived WB show was way ahead of its time, Alright Already!!

I have the feeling this case will outlast all the restaurants involved.

Oh well, again with the rain -- stay dry, mespucha!

(Wow, I have officially become my grandparents.)

BREAKING -- Certain Rule 12 Defenses Can Be Waived if Not Raised in Initial Motion!

You know, you wake up in this business and everyday you can learn something new.

For example, according to this opinion by the 11th Circuit, you can apparently waive certain Rule 12 defenses if you don't raise them in your motion to dismiss:

Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 12(h)(1) states that some Rule 12 defenses are waived by failing to raise them in the initial Rule 12 motion, including improper venue: “a party waives any defenses listed in Rule 12(b)(2)–(5) by . . . omitting it from a motion in the circumstances described in Rule 12(g)(2).” This circuit has long recognized that “venue is a personal privilege to be raised by motion and the privilege may be waived.” Harris Corp. v. Nat’l Iranian Radio & Television, 691 F.2d 1344, 1349 (11th Cir. 1982). We have further recognized that for strategic reasons, and otherwise, defendants often waive their defense of improper venue. See Booth v. Carnival Corp., 522 F.3d 1148, 1153 (11th Cir. 2008)(“defendants can, and often do, waive their defenses of improper venue”). Our circuit has never recognized extraordinary circumstances as grounds for overlooking a defendant’s waiver of venue and we decline to do so here.

Wait a minute -- an "extraordinary circumstances exception" for not raising venue?

How did Magistrate Judge Bandstra and Judge King buy that one?

I gotta go back to see what Lyle Shapiro wrote to convince these esteemed jurists to accept that argument.

Ok, Lyle argued that the the allegations against his client are so intertwined with other defendants who have properly raised a forum selection clause defense that all the defendants and the case as whole should go to Mexico.

Aha, the Mexico exception -- pretty much the exact same gambit Clara and Myrtle executed upon hapless Aunt Bea in order to finagle a free trip to Mexico (Andy Griffith Show, Season 8, "A Trip to Mexico").

See Ma, I knew all those years of watching mindless sitcoms would finally pay off!

Ah Lyle!

Continuing with our earlier story about Mr. Chow and Richman Greer attorney Lyle E. Shapiro's withdrawal from the defense of the case......



(God is it slow around here -- I'm beginning to lose my mind.  Help me out people).

Hand-Pulled Noodle Case Slowly Unraveling.

Longtime readers know we have been tracking Mr. Chow's long hand-pulled noodle-like passage through the SD FL for some time now.

There have been several substitutions in the cast of characters fondling handling this matter.

Now it appears the defendants may be running out of money; at a minimum they have run out of Richman Greer's good counsel, as that firm has recently withdrawn from the case.

Methinks all is not well in noodle-land.