Anonymous Dog urinated on the carpet this morning. He's supposed to be trained not to do that. I rubbed his nose in it, just like I do with the associates. They're supposed to be trained to do good legal work, but it doesn't always happen. They're constantly having accidents. Not finding the right cases, not making the right arguments. At least the dog's accidents don't cost the firm money. I should hire my dog.

We're all going out to lunch but it's taking Anonymous Wife forever to get ready. She took a pregnancy test last night. Close call. It's bad enough we have two kids. Everyone knows a corporate lawyer should stop at one. One is fine. Two is redundant. It's hard enough to be a good parent to the dog.