"Because the Lawyer Said It Was."

 Hey, if Jay Bybee says it's legal, who am I to judge: 

Former President George W. Bush was asked during an interview last night why he believes waterboarding is legal.

"Because the lawyer said it was," Bush said. "He said it did not fall within the Anti-Torture Act. I'm not a lawyer, but you gotta trust the judgment of people around you and I do." 

 Exactly, I mean if the Fuhrer President Nixon Jay Bybee says it's legal, it by definition has the force of law.

Oh oh, I'm getting in a bad mood again.....