Pizzi Logic: Lesson #318

“If this is the worst thing anybody can say about me that I referred an alleged crime victim to the police about some table, then I must be a pretty ethical and upstanding person,” Pizzi said.

Today's lesson underwritten by Medley taxpayers at the heavily discounted rate of $500 $80 an hour.

Bonus preview of Lesson #319:

“If rambling on and glad-handing and placating concerned constituents is a crime, I think every elected official in Dade County would get the death penalty.”